Save The Hoops for Jordan

There are those that see drama and step in it like long awaited sling backs
others see confrontation and hug it like their long lost sister

that ain't me

I see drama and kindly request that it leaves me be
I see confrontation and hug my own damn self

I'm not asking for what is not available
you are entitled to not give it to me

but please do yourself a favor
and take your drama and confrontation elsewhere

When has anyone ever known me
to jump through hoops?

Take that shit far away
and save the hoops for Jordan.